Cats Who Are Totally Badass

Hello. Doc, Doc. Oh, no. You’re alive. Bullet proof vest, how did you know, I never got a chance to tell you. About all that talk about screwing up future events, the space time continuum. Who’s are these? No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink, and that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc.

I’m really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future- Stop it. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine, that he’d melt my brain. Well gee, I don’t know. Ohh, no.

Well, this is a radiation suit. Uh listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is? You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know your mother? Right. Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.

Sam, quit fiddling with that thing and come in here and eat your dinner. C’mon, more, dammit. Jeez. Holy shit. Let’s see if you bastards can do ninety. You do? Huh? Something wrong with the starter, so I hid it.